DNI

if u get offended by any of this do not interact with me bc we are not going to get along

basic dni criteria, bts antis (especially if ur a kpop stan), under 12 or over 18, dsmp fans, encanto stans (it’s shit), people who got into fnaf through security breach ur most likely annoying, BLUEY CAPSULES FANS, people who think they can make better gacha life characters than me (u cant), people who say “yah” (say ya instead), people who put “ussy” on the end of random words and think it’s peak humour, tiktok humour people, you say “it’s morbin time”, people who think they’re alpha wolf (only i am), kpop stans who refuse to admit when their group has a bad comeback, annoying lgbt “safe spaces”, lidl antis, nct skz and bp stans (listen to real music), most mitski stans, girlbosses and malewives, self proclaimed catboys (it’s a title u earn), people who use wattpad over ao3, people who want ao3 taken down, redditors, people who use “😫”, roblox edaters, edaters in general actually pls break up, u prefer pizza hut to dominos, nijisanji fans, people who say poggers, draco and eddie stans, danganronpies, enstarries, pjsk players and bandorians (persona fans on thin ice), bunny hat havers, your favourite pastry is croissants, people who keep the monster cans after drinking, edtwt and shtwt, glitchcore and traumacore losers, trauma dumpers (we don’t care), people who bully children who don’t know any better, people who say “actually that’s a shade not a colour” when someone says their favourite colour is black or white, ur fav band from pjsk is vivid bad squad, bo burnham stans, you don’t like airplane pt 2 by bts, edgy little gorestarries with every mental illness under the sun, u thought the black and blue dress was white and gold, people who get mad at non harmful headcanons and ships, shinnies who don’t shut up about being a shinnie, bakudeku shippers (don’t care if ur unproblematic i hate u), deftones fans, u think only mlm can say the f slur, u say ur “spicy white”, narumika shippers who say it’s their comfort het ship, people who say “females” (only i can say that), people who like women (only i can do that), people who post porn and caption it “mood 🤪🔥”, people who shame people for masturbating, GENSHIT FARTPACT FANS, ppl who only use one set of pronouns on someone who uses multiple, wxs antis, yanny fans, laurel antis, people who brag about being a bad person, overly sensitive people, jungkook and jimin solo stans, people who mock harmless interests, fat people who pretend they aren’t fat behind the screen and fatshame people (that’s ur twin buddy), lil whippers antis, people who still use those cringey reaction memes from like 2018, shane dawson enjoyers, ur favourite fanfic troupe is childhood friends to lovers, monster fuckers, rose vibrator havers, u say “darling” or “my dear”, ur fav csm character is power, “yeagerists”, mha stans, “is that a jojo reference?” people, you say you are an irl vampire but don’t drink people’s blood on a weekly basis, one piece stans who get mad when people say they don’t wanna read/watch it cuz it’s too long, people who dislike yachi from haikyuu, middle aged kpop and anime stans, barbz, “mommy” sayers, people who steal art (die), cryptobros, unfunny troll/bait accounts, people who say “i’m not reading that” when someone sends a serious message, people who vent without asking, self proclaimed “weebs”, cookie run fans, people who purposely misgender people in an argument (weirdo), nagito kinnies and enjoyers, people who see an inanimate object and say “this is so gender”, people who see an ugly mcyt man and say “this is so gender”, puss in boots stans, vocaloid stans who make fun of people for only liking miku, people who make fun of people for being “basic”, phel, mlb toh gravity falls and steven universe fans, people who call anyone ginger ed sheeran, you don’t like twice, you put excessive amounts of cheese on ur food, gay ppl whose only personality trait is being gay (“i love men”), lgbt people who say “i’m illegal in _ countries 🤪😍”, people who got into a fandom earlier than other people and think it makes them better than everyone else (ur not special), stalkers, people who rank an anime 10/10 bc it has loads of fanservice, male taylor swift stans, “fandom elders”, aira shiratori fans, italians, french people, you cannot think for yourself, nd people who don’t shut up abt being nd, jeggings wearers, you have never been arrested for possession of class b drugs, people who ask for “follow for follow”s, dogs over cats people, you see someone say “- dni” and ask “what about me?”, you are not up to date on the diary of a wimpy kid lore, CLOWNS! server antis, you say “the autism won today” after doing some stupid shit, you spend more than 3 hours a day playing genshin, you’re not a creeper minecraft’s grim reaper, armys who got mad over taehyung vaping, you own more than 10 anime figures, red over green apples people, ashton antis